Mark Lewis, 58, has been left in charge of the town hall in San Fulgencio after the mayor, deputy mayor and four senior councillors were all taken into police custody following allegations of real estate corruption.

Excuse the tabloid-esque title but I think it’s appropriate here; a British man who normally lives in Spain was on holiday in Japan and apparently dropped his bag in the moat of the Imperial Palace- that was only the start of his problems though…

The boyfriend of Penelope Cruz stands accused of attacking his countrymen in an interview with The New York Times, labelling them “a bunch of stupid people”.

This is a serious job offer sent to me recently; if anyone is interested please contact the lady in question directly at: recursoshumanosdeGB (at) gmail.com - obviously convert that into a proper email address first.
Dear Sirs,
We are a new Girona-based  incoming travel agency, specalizing in culinary
tours in Catalonia. Presently we are offering a position as [...]

How to obtain Spanish residency for EU citizens and their non-EU family members: the registration certificate (certificado de registro) and the EU-family member residence card (tarjeta de residencia de familiar de ciudadano de la Unión) revealed:

“On Wednesday, September 17, 2008, I invite people around the world to turn off their lights for ten minutes – from 9:50pm to 10:00pm in their local time zone.”

photo credit: Randy Son Of Robert
English:
Darkness world: On September 17, 2008 from 21:50 to 22:00 hours.
Proposes to delete all lights and if possible all electrical appliances, [...]

“We are looking for expat families in France, Spain and the United States.
Did you and your family leave the UK recently to build a new life in one of these countries?
Would you be willing to speak to us about your experience?”

Frank Evans, a grandfather from Salford, will don his bullfighter’s cape and step into the ring in southern Spain on Sunday only months after undergoing a quadruple heart bypass operation and knee replacement surgery.

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise.
They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in [...]

Alternative Advice for Real Life
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
3. No [...]